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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:55 am

Not a chance.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:24 pm

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whoo, yaoi!haha.^^


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well i'm not denying men certainly have their spots, i just think women have more, and they're more sensitive. or i could say i'm referring to more obvious sexual spots perhaps!

For guys you just... just need to dig a little bit... deeper.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:40 pm

i'm not really interesting in digging deep into guys, i'll leave that to the men with boyfriends.^^
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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 4:28 pm

This thread is seriously feeding my urge to draw more naughty stuff....

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 4:46 pm

Vaeri wrote:
whoo, yaoi! haha.^^ well i'm not denying men certainly have their spots, i just think women have more, and they're more sensitive. or i could say i'm referring to more obvious sexual spots perhaps!

...i'm not gonna win this either way am i? :p


Maybe the guy broke his wrist trying to find out?
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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:35 pm

Trollhammer- Pike Rolling

Kojiyumi- oooh yes please! more naughty naughty sexiness! oooh! what about pike and skot!^^
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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 6:31 pm

WHAT HAVE I STARTED HERE?!?!
Too fecking funny! XD

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Maybe the guy broke his wrist trying to find out?

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He fell off his bike, but I'm going to tell anyone that asks that THIS is what happened!

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:20 pm

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WHAT HAVE I STARTED HERE?!?!
Too fecking funny! XD

you started a thread where the perverts are free to be PERVY!! whooo! cue the skinny dipping folks :p
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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:30 pm

LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY, BABY!

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:37 pm

Vaeri wrote:
Trollhammer- Pike Rolling

Kojiyumi- oooh yes please! more naughty naughty sexiness! oooh! what about pike and skot!^^

Hmmmm... Now I have ideas, and with me that's always dangerous! But first I must finish the first one, yesnomaybeso?

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:17 pm

dangerous ideas are always the most fun though! and yes finish the first one.yeeeeees!

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:20 pm

Once upon a time I skinny dipped. Now I chunky dunk.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:36 pm

i dunno about skinny dipping or chunky dunking, i just like swimming naked in the pool :p

yes, i'm oh so witty. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:57 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:15 am

When someone tells me that my mind is in the gutter. I let them know to get their mind out of the way and let me f*cking pass.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:20 am

OH YEAAAAAAAAAH!

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:42 am

You and me both Koji.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:21 am

Ok, so we were driving my cousin back to his truck tonight and he told us about his mother in law.

His mother in law lives in a RV trailer in his back yard and drives a newish yellow VW bug with eyelash stickers, and we usually give her a hard time about it.

I guess my cousin caught her acting funny the other day and, though she tried not to let him find out, she finally aknowledged she had indeed crapped her pants on the way to the store. She had been saying she needed to before she left, but figured she'd save time and go there or something.

As it turns out, this isnt the first or second time she crapped herself driving to the store, but the third time.

and so we are looking at getting her a bumper sticker with the words "Dung Beetle"....
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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:47 am

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Ok, so we were driving my cousin back to his truck tonight and he told us about his mother in law.

His mother in law lives in a RV trailer in his back yard and drives a newish yellow VW bug with eyelash stickers, and we usually give her a hard time about it.

I guess my cousin caught her acting funny the other day and, though she tried not to let him find out, she finally aknowledged she had indeed crapped her pants on the way to the store.  She had been saying she needed to before she left, but figured she'd save time and go there or something.

As it turns out, this isnt the first or second time she crapped herself driving to the store, but the third time.

and so we are looking at getting her a bumper sticker with the words "Dung Beetle"....

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:54 am

O_O


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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:56 am

You need brown fluffy dice with that on too!

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:02 am


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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:04 am

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dangerous ideas are always the most fun though! and yes finish the first one.yeeeeees!

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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:05 am


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PostSubject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only!   Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:24 pm

*cackles*

and koji, loving the finished product!!....seeing this makes me feel like i'm sitting in the corner cross legged and staring, telling them "don't mind me. just keep doing what you're doing...yees, just like that. pretend i'm not here. ignore the drool."

i'm getting a serious rapey vibe from this picture, and i can admit i am LOVING it. methinks perhaps that's a little jesus juice on the cill...:p hehehehe!
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