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Embala
 
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Mon Jun 29, 2015 2:58 pm | |
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G0lden
 
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:23 am | |
| - Nibblet wrote:
- XD totally a corndildo
Why no, silly autocorrect. I did not mean cornfield. Okay, I wanna see if someone can top that!!!! ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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Vaeri
 
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Join date : 2015-03-31
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:21 pm | |
| cornis? pecorn? anyways onto google and see what we can find! these were some of the most hilarious images i found. enjoy. - Sexy veggies:
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Kindredsoul
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Wed Jul 01, 2015 12:14 am | |
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G0lden
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Location : Northern California
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Wed Jul 01, 2015 2:37 am | |
| Okay!!!!. TMI ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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Vaeri
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Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Wed Jul 01, 2015 2:44 pm | |
| are you kidding? no it's not! XD BRING ON ALL THE INFORMATION! mwahahaha. :p | |
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Lunakat
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Location : On a rooftop, contemplating the moon
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Thu Jul 02, 2015 6:02 am | |
| So that's the Great Cornholio. | |
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Redhead Ember
 
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Thu Jul 02, 2015 6:40 am | |
| Pretty sure corndildos were the original dildos. ___________________________________________________ "When you do what you love best, you shine where you love."Come play the Who Am I game!  | |
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Nibblet
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:23 am | |
| - Redhead Ember wrote:
- Pretty sure corndildos were the original dildos.
And cucumbers! My grandad used to say that's why nuns grew a lot of them. He was an odd man, I miss him And don't forget! - Nibblet wrote:
- As my daughter says "everything is a dildo if you're adventurous enough"
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TrollHammer
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:56 pm | |
| I remember a drawing passed around back in high school having to do with corn and Pocohantas... still, until you guys brought it up I hadnt gone there with it per se.
So, any suggestions on how we should warm our corn this weekend at the beach? I was thinking fire grilled, but it sounds like you guys have alternate ideas? (Note that I didnt say "better") ___________________________________________________  | |
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G0lden
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Age : 62
Location : Northern California
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:35 pm | |
| - Nibblet wrote:
- Redhead Ember wrote:
- Pretty sure corndildos were the original dildos.
And cucumbers! My grandad used to say that's why nuns grew a lot of them. He was an odd man, I miss him
And don't forget!
- Nibblet wrote:
- As my daughter says "everything is a dildo if you're adventurous enough"
Cucumbers and a few other things. Nibblet, her daughter has the right of it. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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Kojiyumi
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:21 pm | |
| - Vaeri wrote:
- *cackles*
and koji, loving the finished product!!....seeing this makes me feel like i'm sitting in the corner cross legged and staring, telling them "don't mind me. just keep doing what you're doing...yees, just like that. pretend i'm not here. ignore the drool." Hey, look. I finished a thing. *returns to the ether* - Spoiler:
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Embala
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Location : Germany
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:16 pm | |
| Sectet picture is ... WOW  ___________________________________________________ Indem du etwas tust, das dir oder jemand anderem gefällt, erschaffst du bereits einen Wert. | |
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Leanan
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:31 am | |
| I like it! ___________________________________________________ | |
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G0lden
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:45 pm | |
| Starts humming the theme from the Twilight Zone. Wonder what Koji is up to? ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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Kojiyumi
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Location : Between the gutter and the stars...
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:40 am | |
| - G0lden wrote:
- Starts humming the theme from the Twilight Zone. Wonder what Koji is up to?
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G0lden
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Location : Northern California
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:47 am | |
| Oh wickedly cool! ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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Leanan
Posts : 5242
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Age : 42
Location : Exploring spacetime in a Palace Pod
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:28 am | |
| One time I was in Stockholm with my mom, and she was sending a postcard to our relatives. The stamp had the picture of the Queen of Sweden on it... and I made the mistake of making a (Pratchett-inspired) joke about "licking the backside of the Queen"... my mom was horrified and asked where I learned such rude language... I said "from books"...  ___________________________________________________ | |
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Nibblet
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Wed Jul 22, 2015 9:28 pm | |
| sometimes I should just log out of social media - ME wrote:
- @nibblet638
Can't sleep because of fibro again. Stupid questions filling my mind. Inappropriate ones like "do vegans swallow?" Rhetorical, probably.
https://twitter.com/nibblet638/status/624010699682017280 ___________________________________________________ Zebbed as the First Lady of Naughtyniceness!
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TrollHammer
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:11 am | |
| So, this is the reverse of the intent of the thread, and its not "18+", but funny nonetheless...
I took the week off as my older son has half days this week. Today, as I had been planning all week, I stopped by the store on the way in to pick him up. My wife works at his school, and I figured Id be nice and take her coffee and flowers.
I had already picked up my younger son, and had him in his car seat clipped in a cart. As I rushed around, I paused looking for drinks for my wife (she gets busy and forgets to stay hydrated). An older couple noticed my 2 month old and oohed and ahhed and started asking questions.
"How old is he,or is it she?"
"2 months, and he's a boy."
"And he's your's?"
I grinned a little at this, as the 70 yewr old guy starts stammering:
"That didnt come out right. I mean are you his father? ..uh, huh, um"
I replied, smiling, "yeah... No, Im his mother!"
We both laughed, he tried to dig himself out again: "no, I mean are you his grandpa or father....?"
...never would have thought I looked THAT old. I mean, I even shaved today... ___________________________________________________ | |
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Embala
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Fri Oct 30, 2015 5:01 am | |
|  ... technically you ARE old enough to be a grandfather, Hammer! ___________________________________________________ Indem du etwas tust, das dir oder jemand anderem gefällt, erschaffst du bereits einen Wert. | |
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G0lden
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:28 am | |
| That is too funny Hammer. Reminds me of the time my youngest was four. My mom and I had gone to the store with the little one. She bought some beer and the entire time in the store he going grandma, grandma, repeatedly. Get to the check out and the lady cards my mother. Mind you, he is still saying grandma repeatedly and at a rapid pace. You think the clerk would get the hint. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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TrollHammer
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:53 pm | |
| - Embala wrote:
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... technically you ARE old enough to be a grandfather, Hammer! Well, and I guess quite a few (more than Id like to think) of my high school classmates ARE grandparents... which totally screws with my head with an elder son of 6 years and a newborn. ___________________________________________________ | |
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Trollbabe
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Location : In a cavern, in a canyon, excavating for a mine
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Fri Oct 30, 2015 10:38 pm | |
| Dad was 48 when my brother was born. ___________________________________________________  | |
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G0lden
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:05 pm | |
| My mom became a grandma for the first time a 34, The second time at 37. Fast forward some years. Grandma for the third time she was 51 and 53 for the fourth. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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