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Kindredsoul

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PostSubject: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyThu Jun 11, 2015 10:51 pm

Remember this thread back in the day?

It was pretty much the next level up to the "Rant" thread

I need it today. So here I go....



Do you honestly think I'm blind and stupid, or are you desperately hoping that I am?

I'll tell you what.... I'm going to continue to act like I am, but not for your benefit. It's for mine.

Because when you DO royally screw up again, it will be your LAST.

Enjoy living in ignorant bliss while it lasts.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyThu Jun 11, 2015 10:56 pm

...do I need to take on somebody with a nailbat for you?

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyFri Jun 12, 2015 12:54 am

Look I know you are unprepared, but do you really have to call me?

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyFri Jun 12, 2015 7:12 am

'scuse me mister. I know you think your phone conversation is reeeeeaaally important, but your kid has been SCREAMING solidly for 15 minutes now. Please shut it up. Or at least let me come over the road and ball gag and duct tape its fecking mouth shut. Seriously, just turn around and look at your childs purple face before it explodes.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptySun Jun 14, 2015 12:41 pm

Seriously? You're 23 now, have been living with your parents all your life except for a brief stint of 2 months tops living on your own. That was a disaster with you running home to mommy&daddy soon.
And now that you're working on the other side of the country for a year, you want to BUY an apartement instead of renting one??
You must be crazy! Please don't think that living with me&hubby counts as 'living on your own' because you do not do much around the house.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyMon Jun 15, 2015 3:55 pm

Excuse me lady, but you're about, like, over 50 and you're chewing gum with your mouth widely open - and LOUDLY as well!!!Suspect SERIOUSLY??? PleasepleasepleasePLEASE stop it before I go Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyWed Jun 17, 2015 2:13 am

Yes, we've been friends for twenty years, but now I hate you forever for giving me this goddamned flu

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyWed Jun 17, 2015 2:36 am

So you complain to the manager that we watch movies over weekend. Loud movies, for 16 hrs. First of all that would be stupid, nothing would get done around the house if we did that. Too bad I dropped the little bombshell in the managers lap about your kid having rages at 5:30a in the morning and throwing his body into the wall, while you and your lady sleep through it.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyWed Jun 17, 2015 11:18 am

excuse me, the last time i checked, i was your daughter, not your servant or slave. i don't mind helping, but stop deciding to resort to telling me to do stuff just because you don't feel like doing it, and just because i'm the youngest person in the house!

and stop telling me that i'm fat and need to lose weight. jackass.
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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyFri Jun 19, 2015 11:21 pm

Can you please get your act together before you pick the phone and call in your order? I mean seriously to have to wait for you the ask the customer questions and constantly putting me on hold is wasting not only your time and the customers time, but my time.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyFri Jun 19, 2015 11:40 pm

@Vaeri wrote:

and stop telling me that i'm fat and need to lose weight. jackass.

*clubs whoever said this because they won't know who I am, therefore I'll get away with it* Suspect

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptySat Jun 20, 2015 4:10 am

Got a baseball bat with the boys names on it. Wanna add a name?

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptySun Jun 21, 2015 4:33 pm

Can I join in with the batting people? Rayek Devil

Seriously, there should be a law against telling people they need to lose weight.
Unless you're a doctor and it's for health-related issues.
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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyWed Jun 24, 2015 11:50 am

kinda hard to use a baseball bat when it's your own father....^^0 hence why it's here in this thread.
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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyThu Jun 25, 2015 10:17 am

Dear Grandma, could you please stop playing favorites? We all love you, but it is hard for us sometimes to like you.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyFri Jun 26, 2015 7:04 am

please stop talking and get out of my house, I need to poop.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyFri Jun 26, 2015 7:04 am

OF COURSE THAT ONE GOES TO THE TOP OF THE FECKIN PAGE Mad

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyFri Jun 26, 2015 4:32 pm

LOL Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyFri Jun 26, 2015 5:11 pm

XDD

will you damn banks STOP making things difficult, STOP trying to get all the money you can squeeze out of us you #$&*Q#$!!%* parasites, and LET US *(*(%^#@w# MOVE ALREADY!!....and someone turn the damn cable back on already! if i'm not moved by the time Face Off comes on, i'm going to start blowing up buildings.
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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyMon Jun 29, 2015 2:52 pm

To the child outside, running around with a whistle permanently in her mouth and blowing it very loudly. All. The. Fecking. Time.

I know you're only about 6, but I hope you trip and choke on that thing. Its been 3 hours. Why aren't you bored with that yet?

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyWed Jul 01, 2015 12:09 am

Yeah, I wasn't stupid yesterday either.... just sayin'

You expect me to believe you chitty-chatted with the mechanic for over 3 hours? As busy as HE is, he couldn't afford to stop all work smack dab in the middle of his workday to just gab for OVER 3 HOURS.... Plus you're with the biggest alchy you work with.... you damn well know that *I know* what you were doing...AGAIN

By the way.... when I asked you on the phone where you were, the fact that you stuttered first was a huge give away too.

So please carry on fucking up. It's amusing me Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyWed Jul 01, 2015 12:11 am

@Nibblet wrote:
please stop talking and get out of my house, I need to poop.


wonder if she'll notice that I'll quote it to the top of every following page...

Crap....

I said that out loud....

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyWed Jul 01, 2015 6:04 pm

Dear Smokers

Stop your whining! Your freedom of movement is not being limited because you're no longer allowed to blow your poisonous bile in other people's faces all the time. Yes, of course you have the right to smoke as much as you want, but last time I checked I also had a right to not get poison in my face.
And that BS about how "eating unhealthy food is also bad for you." is just ridiculous! Last time I checked there was no health-issues from standing next to Someone eating a hamburger, who has ever heard of passive hamburger-eating? Passive smoking, on the other hand, is very much a thing, and I would be pleased if I would be allowed to avoid it.

Sincerely,
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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyWed Jul 01, 2015 6:28 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Things you wouldn't dare say out loud   Things you wouldn't dare say out loud EmptyWed Jul 01, 2015 6:55 pm

@Kindredsoul wrote:
@Nibblet wrote:
please stop talking and get out of my house, I need to poop.


wonder if she'll notice that I'll quote it to the top of every following page...

Crap....

I said that out loud....

....

I thought you liked me  Sad

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