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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Fri Apr 17, 2015 1:45 am

Slowly raises an eybrown. So you mean to tell me that you are now ahead of time rather than behind time when you got booted from that restaurant? It wasn't Titan Italiano? It is located near the shores of the largest methane lake on the moon Titan.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:37 am

... uh... hmm...  Been to Saturn and its moons many times and many places... Theres even the chance its a restraunt we might go to while there and get kicked out of.



As for age, I think I have you both beat combined... I stopped keeping track after that bit where I drifted in space for 2 million years.  Sure, quite a bit of my stints lost and drifting here and there I was technically in some sort of suspended animation... perhaps half the time? ...Im possibly older than the universe at this point in time, having Passed through several times.  I just wish less than 99.9999% of it had been spent drifting in the spaces between stars....

I've gotten used to shrugging off the past and just going along for the ride. Lets see what happens.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Fri Apr 17, 2015 3:04 am

Oh Hammer my friend. You are indeed as old as the first stars. Sadly you didn't get to see much of the beginning of things as we know them now.

Okay, down to business. Restaurant check. Approximately 53 moons surround Saturn. You might want to narrow things down a bit. Don't want to get caught looking for bounty. Damn Terrans are their antiquity laws. I want get in and out quickly.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:35 pm

Bounty says Rhea or Dione, but cant be more accurate.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:09 am

Pulls down star chart for Saturn. Well Dione and Rhea are both in the E ring of Saturn and as it happens the two moons are pretty close together right now. Should be easy to drop in and that a look and split just as fast. Do you have any ideas where exactly this restaurant is located, maybe a floor plan if you have one? We need to plan this and quickly.


I'll set the co-ordinates for the Terran system, you gather the needed info for us Hammer.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:50 pm

Im not too worried, either I havent gotten kicked out yet, or I was too drunk to remember and we'll run into me... either way, Ill finally know what happened... Just relax and go to which ever one has a casino you like, if the bounty isnt there Ill just take a shuttle over to the other. No sweat. You can either sit back, relax and watch the show, or make some quick cash at the casino. Either way, have fun! Ill buy the drinks.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:24 pm

Casino? Now you've done it Hammer. Well Rhea has the nicer restaurant/casino in the Terran system. We'll head there first. while you get the bounty.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Mon Apr 20, 2015 3:11 am

*stares out the window as one of the more misshapen moons of Saturn flicks by*

Funny thing I just noticed. You never hear the usual "return all trays and seats to their upright positions and extinguish all smoking parafinalia, etc" when we come into port... Wonder why that is?

*then gets a GOOD look at the room full of burning captains, possessed chairs, and whatnot, and gets slapped by myself for even questioning anything onboard...*

By the way, anyone notice how long the main bar lavatory has been "in use"? Should I be worried?

*then reminds self once AGAIN things should never be questioned.*

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:05 am

Safety checks went the by wayside with this crews several millennia again. Bar got bigger during that time as well/ Which required the larger bathrooms. Needed more stalls in case someone tossed their cookies.

Some wild driving always occurs on this ship.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:23 am

*bounds off the ramp ahead of everyone*

Take em by surprise!

*heads off down the corridor in search of quarry*

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:43 am

And promptly runs smack into himself again. This is going to be interesting.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:01 am

Ah hah! My bounty already!  Thought you could get away, did you?

*locks self in brig*

Easiest 3 pounds plat I ever made...

We can now go on with casino patronage and resteraunt kickage outage...

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:34 am

Hop back on the TARDIS and quickly sets to co-ordinates to leave the Terran system.  Damn casino tipped off the authorities that we were in the area.  Must of been having to copies of Hammer trying to beat the snot of each over a bounty.

Throws the ship into a high warp and scramble.  Don't want to get caught at this point.  Should beat the bastards to the Heliososphere in a few minutes.  From there interstellar space.

Hammer!  Where do we need to head for with the bounty when we hit interstellar space?

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:51 am

Proxima centari would be closest, but they are closed on thursdays. Barring that, the next closest branch is in the M22 galaxy. We could just hit Proxima and tour the parks while we wait.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:57 am

Good idea.  The Centuari system is more laid back than the Terran system.  What do you plan to do with that double of yourself.  Who happens to be sitting in the brig and fuming at this point, not to mention sporting a football sized knot on his head.


Besides I really could use a break. Maybe we can find a few seedlings that we can safely take back home.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:25 am

Not my concern, I have to turn him in to get the bounty, so once I have collected my fee, my doppelganger will not be around to worry about. The question is still if he is my future or past self, and with that concussion I doubt he will remember either. The hard part is not ending up with both of us in the slammer when I take him in... but Proxima is good with handling the temporally displaced, so it shouldnt be an issue.

Youll be in for a treat, though, the Proxima gardens have some of the rarest strains of almost every plant in existance anywhere, legal, illegal, virtual, and otherwise.

As it is, I need to restock an herb for a Troll medicine, and thats the closest place to get it.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:18 am

Sounds like a plan Hammer. I would like to get a few new strains of lilies. Maybe some succulents as well.


Btw what in the hell did you hit your doppelganger with that gave him such a lump on the head?

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:29 am



<========Should be pretty obvious what I hit myself with...

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:22 pm

Not your forge hammer, Hammer! That sucker weights an awful lot.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:02 pm

When a TrollHammer hits another TrollHammer, it comes down to which TrollHammer's Troll hammer hits first. In this case, this TrollHammer was able to get his Troll's hammer out first.

Of course, it was an unfair advantage. I knew who the bounty was and that he would be around, but he didnt know I would be around, nor that I would be looking for him, nor that I would use such tactics.

I think Ill have a pitcher of beer or three...

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:16 pm

Better make it four. I was actually able to follow your train of thought.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:36 am

*drains a pitcher into G0lden's glass, picks up another empty pitcher and holds them up to eyes like goggles*

There's one good thing about being one's own worst enemy-- you never need to apologize or explain yourself.

Im really not sure how to feel about our temporally displaced friend in the brig: on the one hand a 50 year sentence for insulting an Emporer's concubine's pet C'Takul'th seems a little stiff, being pretty much a life sentence for most spiecies. For immortals it can be stress relief, not having to worry about where your next meal is coming from or where you're laying your head at night... a break from the normal routine. In my case its barely a fart in the wind as far as being someplace for a "long" period of time.

I remember being stuck in a nebula after my ship got toasted by a hypernova gamma burst. I spent so much time drifting around that burned out star I felt like I could watch the plasma cloud expand, cool, drift into a nearby binary, and coalesce into new planets around it. The only reason Im not still drifting through that sector is that two of the planets developed interplanetary space travel, went to war with each other, pounded each other back to the stone age, reaquired their lost technology and decided to explore space. Two thousand years after that, a deralict spacecraft finally drifted within arm's length and I was able to repair it and take off for civilization. The worst part of that was during the prior war there was a another ship, but it was about 5 inches too far away to grab ahold of. Dislocated my shoulder trying to touch it.

So, point being, unless this is a VERY young 'me', 50 years will be more like a nice break, a laugh at the guards that he'll watch grow old and retire while getting some nice peaceful "me time"

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:13 pm

Well, Hammer seems like you put your butt in a sling and then figure out how to get it out and do it all over again. Hands Hammer my glass here you need this a lot more than I do.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:30 pm

All in a life's work!

So... when do we get there, and how do you want to lead your floral expedition?

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:23 pm

We'll be there tomorrow morning. I thought to let you deal with your doppleganger first and make arrangements with the Ministry of Forests, Gardens and Exotic Fauna for the best places to go. I want to take you along for input. Have to be careful about non native species and such. You have had quite the experience in that department. Plus I could really use your help and input as well.

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