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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:18 pm

Havoc! Are you kidding me? Try complete and utter mayhem and devastation. You weren't there the time he accidently torched an entire port by stopping to pick up a penny. That was a doozy to explain to the insurance adjuster.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sun Nov 08, 2015 3:43 am

Sorry, I must have been busy or distracted... I do like to toast a marshmallow when the opportunity presents itself.

I need a Skylift... where did the peppermint schnapps go....?

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sun Nov 08, 2015 3:24 pm

Peppermint Schapps crate to your left in the small storage room for the bar. Marshmallow toasting? Not exactly. That fire was more like a serious wennie roast a la captain style.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:14 pm

*Walks into the new TnL with a great big smile and then sees it is empty. Lets out a big sigh of despair.*
This was always one of my favorite places to read about on the old EQ site. Mind you before it was taken over by pirates. Sad to see its kind of dead in here.
*Picks up a plate of chocolate chip cookies, blows dust off of them and coughs*

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:22 am

Well Evil Evie, most of the crew is on leave as major repairs are being made to the TARDIS.  The captain thought skipping across a black hole would be a blast.  Hence the need for repairs.  Just let me know if you need anything.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:05 pm

Don't people realize that in order to jump a black hole they need to do it at 3.5 Mill miles per hour at a 30 degree angle while creating sound interference by playing the song 'Staying Alive' as loud as they can through the exterior speakers?

*Does a quick 360 taking in the damage* This is gonna take a lot of work. *munches on stale cookie.*

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:45 pm

I'll get my mop

Lets get this place cleaned up

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:51 am

Shakes head. Hyper drive is toast. Lost the main mast. The captains quarters are now in my quarters. The galley looks like a bomb went off in it. Red's lab is missing completely. Red is safe and sound, being the pyrotech, she got out in time. Hammer is in another dimension. And the captain is awol. So here I am dong my first mate thing and straightening out the captain's mess.

BTW. Does anyone have any clue where all the rum went? That was a lot of vintage stuff (including the not so legal stuff), and it is no where to by found.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:10 am

Ye canna change the laws of physics! I've been working at the drive, floor heating and air condition 24/7! Jes gimme a break... and I'd sure like to know where the rum went!

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:01 am

sent a order in for Relulus Rum. A favorite on the ship. Any other orders?

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:16 am

Does anyone have a wrench? That plumbing needs to be fixed bad. Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:54 am

About the rum...

*hic*

Sorry 'bout that. It appears to have found its way into me. I regret nothing. Although I'll probably regret it in the morning

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:18 am

Darn! I wish I could have found that stash! 21 now and I still have yet to try rum. how long till that new shipment arrives?

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:44 pm

The rum should arrive today. Being stuck in the middle of nowhere does have it's advantages. The new sonic wrenches just arrived, they are on the main deck. Well what is left of the main deck.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:54 pm

"Yes, but why did you burn the rum?"

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sun Dec 04, 2016 1:16 pm

*starts decorating the bathroom*


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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:11 pm

Nice.

Rum has arrived! Plus a fully catered breakfast. Take your pick booze or food or both.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:13 am

Okay... I need a freaking drink, I had the weirdest dream last night!
I dreamt I was going to the dentist, this part was factual enough. However, in my dream I...

1: Left home too late.

2: Took the bus, which made me even more late due to road-work and - if I recall correctly - the bus taking some crazy detours.

3: Had to climb in through a window in the roof when I finally arrived.


In reality I...

1: Left in time.

2: Took my bike.

3: Went in through the door like a normal person.
There aren't even roof-windows at my dentist, coz it isn't right under the roof of the building...
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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:19 am

Oooo!

*browses the food selection and then piles a bunch of waffles on a plate. pours some rum and tries to gulp some down only to spit it back out again* Yikes, that stuff is strong! How do you ever get used to it?

Nibblet, methinks its time for some Christmas decorations. I just found some under the main deck when I went searching for those sonic wrenches.

*Passes Red a Keg.* Hate those dreams that fill one with anxiety.






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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:32 am

Well... the being late part had me rather anxious, however it went away as soon as I woke up and realised that I was not in fact late.

The climbing in through the window part, otoh... why did my sub-consciousness think that made sense?
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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:56 am

Relulus rum is meant to pickle the liver. If you can get used to the taste. Now the rum from Centarus Is arriving tomorrow and is mellower in taste.

Watch crane lift the captains quarters off and out of mine. All the fur babies are safe and sound.
Now for some serious remodeling.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:31 pm

The subconscious...such a mystery.

Pickle the liver! affraid No thanks. I'll have some of that stuff from Centarus. *Goes to the door and peeks about for a package.* Aha! It has arrived!

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Wed Dec 07, 2016 2:38 am

Large package. Check out the crates of the stuff behind me.

I now have a huge skylight in my quarters. Well, actually no roof.

New trans hyper drive will be arriving soon.

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Thu Dec 08, 2016 12:41 pm

Better figure something out soon with that skylight. Looks like rain.

Now this, this isn't half bad rum. drunken

*Runs around and starts Christmas decorating, the decorations look slightly off kilter*

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PostSubject: Re: The Tree and Lobster   Thu Dec 08, 2016 4:15 pm

*sneaks in* Crabby Smells like RUM ... lots of it. :/ *adds to Christmas decoration*



*stumbles over a pile of clothes on the floor* Puckernuts! *looks closer* pirat
Umhm... *must be a new ship-boy* Better get used to that stuff, little minnow!  Fishy
Gingerbread ... *nums* That's OK! *sneaks out*




*sneaks in again* ...  *drops order for a decent selection of fine wines* ... *sneaks out*

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