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PostSubject: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyWed Aug 01, 2012 2:43 am

Well, I kept kicking myself for not starting to origional thread on the main forums, where anyone could post, so here it is... Your chance to ponder, vent, or explore the twisted side of possible up-and-coming Elf Quest tales. Ill may bring in some of the "best of" from the old thread on EQ when I have the abilith and time.

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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyThu Aug 02, 2012 2:57 am

I still think Cutter and Leetah need another set of twins >_>
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyThu Aug 02, 2012 10:18 pm

They do, sort of.

...As grandparents.

Sunstream's children are born twins, but something goes horribly wrong and they are born as piranna, and can send in a manner similar to Madcoil, except instead of black sending its in fluffy rainbows...

Cutter is driven to near madness as he would rather have his eyes glued to the bone woman while simultainiusly enduring his wait for the palace to reappear while Madcoil and Winnowil blacksend at him, bound to a pricker-plant in the desert immobile.
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyThu Aug 02, 2012 11:25 pm

Black sendings of fluffy rainbows!? Nyan cat has invaded the Abode!!! O.o

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And so ANOTHER Quest begins!! The Palace gets loaded up and Strongbow grabs his arrows, prepared to have a fine meal out of nyan cat, but wait.... Petalwing declares his love for the nyan cat!? o.O

Obviously, I should never reply to this when hyped up on a gallon of capachino... Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyMon Aug 06, 2012 12:05 am

The Wolfriders return to their origional woods to find that the Keebler/Starbucks conglomerate has moved into the Father Tree...

Elfquest fans visiting Abode now feel their lives are complete, as they watch from its branches, sipping various caffinated drinks, eating cookies, watchong the Wolfriders gear up for war...

Life is good.
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyTue Aug 07, 2012 2:10 am

...Until Strongbow decides to try riding a Zwoot for the first time...

He gets so motion sick he end up throwing up in his quiver right before passing out.

He forgets this little event. A few days later in the heat of the Sun Village, another stampede of Zwoots threatens the village (again?) and he has a shot... He reaches for an arrow...
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyTue Aug 07, 2012 4:18 pm

.....only to fall short by yet another elfin archer who stands twice as tall as Strongbow with long blond flowy hair and surrounded by a pack of fangirls!!

Legolas takes the glory-hound shot only for Savah to bop him on the head with Leetah's dessert cat because she wanted that particular zwoot as her pet!

Life goes on....
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyWed Aug 08, 2012 2:15 am

Winnie mistakes hobbits for cousins of the Wolfriders, and tries to "clense" one...
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptySun Aug 19, 2012 1:29 pm

Winnie takes over the palace (again...ugh..), andas always it doesnt go as she planned...

The Spirits decide they dont want to be pushed around anymore by said nasty lady, and so they flee.

Having no place left to go, they fall back to the periods in which they died and reanimate the corpses of their former selves, in whatever state they were in. For some, this is no big deal, as they had already had experience with this (ahem... One Eye).

For others, such as Joyleaf and some of the firstcomers, it was quite a headache...

For a few, such as the Gliders, this was just an all around bad choice. They essentially had to band together and form "The Blob".

Of course, some found heartache awaiting them when they returned (Lord Voll)

Bearclaw, on the other hand, found it just a slight annoyance that he had to take orders from his grand-daughter, and found he no longer had a wet-behind-the-ears cub for a son that he could bat around. He is slightly humbled eventually by his elder-son.

Winnie, having never returned to the palace on her death, could not return to her body. Instead, she found herself alone, in a powerless crystal castle, with nothing to do after Rayak wandered off.

The Five Fingers eventually discover the Palace and, after finding no other purpose for it, convert it into a chess museum.
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyFri Oct 31, 2014 2:23 am

(As seen on the TnL thread...)

Winnie, in the future, makes another attept to steal the palace (we have lost count of how many tries). This time as a space mermaid.

During this time, she attempts to seduce another dark haired male (though once again it was impossible to tell who was doing the most seducing), and, in a moment of distraction, she ends up wrecking the space palace on an asteroid.

Stranded there, the rum quickly ran out and her companion mysteriously left, leaving her alone with her space fins, her space gills, and her space webbed handsand feet. Using said appendages, she tried to reassemble the palace.

She didnt quite get it right.

Not quite right at all.

In fact, it works better as a casino than a flying palace.

So when the WiFi started working again, she starged advertizing and now runs Crystal Casino in the Orion Asteroid Belt.

She also runs a small spacecraft towing and salvage business on the side in the same belt. Business is good....

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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyMon Nov 03, 2014 10:49 pm

I can't stop laughing.... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

and I sure hope you write a TON more of these!!


cheers cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyWed Nov 05, 2014 3:32 am

It turns out that there was more to the story after Two Edge picked up Winnie during the Wolfrider's sleep...

Tyldak had spent a three day tour of the Vastdeep to find a suitable llace to drop her where she coulding get into mischief, but we are talking Winnie, of course.

We all know she morphed into a sea witch and was captured by Two Edge. A small amount of chaos ensuedand we dont know much after that, other than that she sat in the waves and surf waiting for the palace to return...

But that was thousands of years... a lot happened during that time. Few rralize that when she stole thr palace and crashed it the first time it was her second time as a mermaid!

To make a long story longer, she found herself with two options while in the 'care' of Two Edge: stay there and take what she had been dishing out all those years, or convert back to Elfinoid form and escape.

She chose to escape.

Only one problem: if she stayed near Two Edge, she would certianly be caught once again, and that just wouldnt do.

So she stowed away on a small boat in a nearby human village, tucked away so no one would be the wiser. The boat set sail for a short tour of the nearby seas when a storm broke out and stranded the crew, the passengers, and Winnie on a deserted island.... Winnie nearly killed everyone in a fit of rage over being stranded again when she realized she had gullable human company....

Years later, a broadcast network caught up with her and decided to make a show about her exploits.

So jist sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale.of a fateful trip
That stars an elfin stowaway
On board a tiny ship....

...They'll be here for a long, long while,
Here on Winnowil's Isle!

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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyWed Nov 05, 2014 11:41 am

Meanwhile, in the future, Skywise visits the future and picks up a practical joke book.

Following its great wisdom, he puts laxitives in the wolfrider's food.

The wolfriders tend to share their food with the wolves from time to time.

Skywise threw the book out the window and looked upon his eternatiy of immortality with distress, as Cutter assigned him Poop Patrol until he dies....

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PostSubject: Testing   Morbid Quest... EmptyThu Nov 06, 2014 8:44 pm

It was a test most trying, as the Elf frantically tried to contact her friends, but though she could talk to them, she could not send to them! But the Tall Ones were nearby and would overhear if she spoke... It was quite a dilemma...

Fortunately, for Embala, Someone would come to her aid....

(just a test post)
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyThu Nov 06, 2014 11:59 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyFri Nov 07, 2014 3:19 am

Another revelation in the storyline... apparently the LoL patrol went on strike. As a result, there is a lot of sign waving and no more humor in the story. The Pini's ra out as their supply truck wont cross the picket line to bring them more....

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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyFri Nov 21, 2014 12:46 am

The story takes a turn for the strange as spirits from the Palace start possessing the bodies of the living, and kicking out the former tenants.

We find out that the High Ones are a parasitic species who land on a planet, "die", let a subspieces cause havoc and multiply, then take over the fresh bodies and run off to the next planet.

The down side is that Timmain, tired of such things, never regenerates, and by creating the Wolfriders, caused a small hiccup in the other's plans. The Palace is actually quite slow, and will take 10000 years tk reach the next planet. Most of the Nine end up in wolfrider bodies that die halfway there, and the palace drifts through the cosmos for eons, until finally it meets its final doom at the heart of a supernova.

The end.
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyFri Nov 21, 2014 11:46 pm

Damn....

Shocked

Now that's deep!!

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptySun Nov 30, 2014 5:35 am

Leetah leaves the wolfriders.

Not that she doesnt love Cutter, but the tribe's wolflike tendencies to snap their head to the side while chewing their food grated on her last nerve to the point she finally couldnt stand it and so she left to stay with the Wavedancers.

This lasted a few centuries until the incessent fish-like gill gulping
started eating at her. She left that place and sought out the Go-Backs.

Besides being too cold and thier frowns at her magical abilities, she despied their tendancy to eat their enemies and the males (and some females) trying to add her to the gene pool, so she sought out her own villsge.

It was too chsnged, though, with all the rock shaping and soft living, compared to the rigors of her travels.

So she took Winnowil into her head from Rayak so she would have company that would understand her.

And tbey lived haplily ever after, after one twisted animal after another, and another dream sucked from the minds of humans... Nothing annoyed Leetah ever sgsin.
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptySun Nov 30, 2014 6:29 am

Dark, dark Leetah affraid ... and I thought MENDER would try out the "dark side"! Shocked

Oh Hammer, I've missed you are doing this again! You made me laugh and shudder and shake my head and laugh with that twisted quests.
lol! Made.My.Day. lol!


... a test? Embala? ...a test, hm ... cyclops

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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyFri Dec 05, 2014 12:00 am

As a matter of fact, you really dont know how twisted and dark Leetah's story gets...

Back in her early days Leetah went through that fateful day where she nearly killed herself trying to learn how to heal mortal wounds. The way it was told, it was a near thing but she pushed through andsurvived. She thrn went on to do all those goody goody things we saw in the story....

But...

We never heard the real story.

Leetah's spirit left her body that day, she actually failed in her attempt. She went on to the palace, and her voice grew too weak tobe heard over the others.

Winnowil, ever bored in her fortress of solitude, had "gone out" that day and was traversing the aether around Sarrow's End, having been drawn by Savah. She was not the "evil" that she became later on, but still had an interest in the lifecycles of other beings, and her attention focused on Leetah in her death throws. She held back, and did not interfere, though she knew full well how to heal the grevious wound with ease. She looked on while Leetah lost her battle and released her spirit. For the fun of it, Winnie decided the vacated body would be a nice toy and played with it, healing the wound and posessing it as though it were a puppet.

Fascenated by the village her host once lived in, she wandered the streets, watching, eavsdropping, and examined the memories that still lingered within the brain that once held Leetah.

One of the Doors back at blue mountain was meddling, though, and resorted to violence to get her attention. Striking her repeatedly while splashing her with water, Door caused her to rip herself away from Leetah's body and back into her own so abruptly she left part of herself behind, leaving half a fractured mind in both bodies. The half in Leetah's body developed a dominate personality constructed from Leetah's memories, and it was this 'Leetah' that lead Rayak along, Recognized Cutter, was referred to as "Dark Sister" by Winnie (funny, that), and played around with One Eye.

But thats not all. One Eye was fully healable by her, with Winnie's powers and knowledge, but her twisted half (or would it be fourth?) Took over and put him into a trance like Winnie Alpha had the Rock Shapers under. So when One Eye was pulled from wrapstuff and 'put down', he could have been awakened. Instead, he was murdered by his well meaning tribesmate.

Further, when 'leetah' tried to 'heal' Two Edge and Winnie Alpha, the outcomes were for vastly deeper reasons than what wss witnessed. Two Edge could feel his mother's presence within Leetah's body, and 'Leetah' knew she was in a better position where she was instead of rejoining with her other half, so she pushed Winnie Alpha over the edge of the stairs, knowing full well she would be fine.

It was quite a shock when Winnie was killed and Rayak absorbed her before Leetah could. In a way, though, Leetah smarmed over the combo, in that, in a twisted way, she had at one time had had Rayak both body and mind.

Later, when she absorbed Winnie, she was rejoined with her other half... with twice the power and a face that would disarm those around her.

Now if she could just learn to fly the stinking palace without crashing it!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyMon Dec 08, 2014 2:22 am

The Elves, ever grateful of 35+ years of Wendy telling their stories, decide to suprise her and make the ending of Final Quest be a banquet dinner in her favor, complete with cuphorn brisket, shagback stew, and a variety of Abodean dishes. They had it all set up, ready to go, with all of their friends, and a television crew standing by to broadcast world wide. Then, as the final pages were being drawn up, they asked Wendy to come to her dinner.

Unfortunately, the Trolls had already thrown together a full on royal gala with world leaders, rare dishes, and free jewelry. The Pini's had already committed to the Troll's party, and left the Elves to enjoy their own food alone, since the Trolls could put on a far better party with gold in their pockets vs the Elves' pocket lint consisting of preserver wrapstuff and primitively tanned hides (worth suprisingly little in thr modern " dont hurt poor defensless animals" market, even if Moonshade did her best.)

The Elves sent the late night cable TV crew home with leftovers after inviting the Gotara Tribe (at least they wouldnt pass up free food and they definatly could enjoy a spartan party!). They went back to the script and finished off the story, retired, and got jobs with the postal service delivering Amazon packages on sunday.

Strongbow quit suddenly, realizing thst most of the packages were Elfquest comics and memorabilia in quantites exceeding the amount their contract had stated. He moved into the Serra Nevada mountians as a hermit, not realizing the sheer amount of smog and people such a "wilderness" had, and how little game besides wilde boar there was.

He moved north when he finally got tired of bacon...
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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyWed Jan 21, 2015 2:23 am

Suddenly, without warning, a bill collector shows up and fircloses on the Palace, which had been offered up multiple times as collateral when both Elves and Trolls were in a bad place, at the time without much seriousness as they didn't know where it was or if it even still existed.

Unfortunately, when the collector cane to take it, they were visiting one of the moons where the Trolls were mining for star gems. The Elves were never able to revisit Abode, and instead worked the mines for room and board.

Except for Rayak. He figured he could simply fly away. Skywise undersunderstood better than most why Rayak lost consciousness somewhere between the moon and Abode, far from help, in the cold vacuum of space...

The Palace went up for auction three months later, where it was purchased by an old widower in Hearthstone, who converted it into a birdbath for the funny looking birds that showed up soon after.

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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyThu Jan 22, 2015 4:58 pm

Oh... who would have thought "Leetah " had such a dark history! Oh wait ... there was a drawing with Cutter, Leetah and Winnowill. Cutter, glued to Winnowill's eyes; pushed Leetah away, telling her: "Be quiet, this could be Recognition!" (with Winnowill) ... someone did KNOW!

Poor Strongbow! Only bacon ... never bear.

Rayek? Will he never be lucky?


*chuckles* You were busy, Hammer! And inventive! Now - who's this bill collector REALLY?


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PostSubject: Re: Morbid Quest...   Morbid Quest... EmptyFri Feb 06, 2015 4:22 am

Oh rayak IS lucky, he's my favorite character to kick around that I dont hate. He isnt as vile as Greymung or Guttlekraw, but has some serious pride issues that need nipped in the bud. To me he's just asking for it, but while I might make him his own worst enemy, Ill not put him through the treatment Id put the old Troll Kings through....

Which reminds me... King Picky is getting up there in years but hasnt lost his honor yet (though I havent been keeping up with the new comics like Id wish, so I dont know if he's had any shortcomings of late). But picky always has one weakness...

Oddbit still dances for him, shakin her booty,wearing skimpy outfits just as she has always for him. We dont see this side of her as much anymore since even R and P cant hold their lunch down when she makes full display of her wrinkly, warty, wiggling waste, her blubbery, bobbling, been-better bosom, her grey, grotesque, gash of a grin, and her naughty, naughty nose to her beloved Picknose, who drinks it all in knowing full well this is as close as he will ever get to hs one true love, Old Maggoty....

Meanwhile, things arent going so well for Cutter. After all, a thousand years is a long time for any creature, and Elves are no exception. True, Leetah has been passed by in years by most of her kith and kin, but this just means that Cutter has fewer familiar fellows to fantisize about on those long summer nights when he cant sleep... they might be recognized, but a few hundred years does get tiring for a wolfrider some times, especially when time has not been kind to certain parts of anatomy (sure, the parts you see might seem ok, but there is a good reason why a race of Elves with few taboos cover certain parts of their bodies... and you dont really want to know why. Makes Old Maggoty seem like a supermodel!), so most of the Sun Villagers Cutter remembers are just as old or older than Leetah and hardly what Cutter wants to think about on those long nights, and all of his tribesmates are even worse off... the worst part on some of the worst nights, when it gets so bad he and Skywise head off to a hillside to look at stars and remanisce, is that neither of them shudder when they recall the digger hunt of their youth, when they tried to imagine where else Picky might have warts....

So cutter sits... and wonders... will his next wolf friend be female?

Skywise, having lost his wolfblood, starts wondering... things... like what exactly would happen if he and a human female spent a good solid night together? He's heard human males cant handle Elfin females, but how about the other way around? And what about Two Edge? Does he have warts on his wrinkles, or wrinkles on his warts, and what might that look like in the dark? Just thinking about it makes him want to head off towards the Go-Back's new settlement....

Two Edge, at this point, finds himself to be the sanest one around, having a clear cut and noble purpose of protecting someone he can care about, while all around him Elf and Troll alike dream about the other and what it might be like to lay with the other or themselves ( in a few cases).

I, for one, must shed some exhaustion and gain 38 winks plus two, and bid you all goodnight and dream happy thoughts that do not involve 800 to 25000 yewlar old Elves or Trolls... thats a job for Rayak...

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