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Not a chance.

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whoo, yaoi!haha.^^

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well i'm not denying men certainly have their spots, i just think women have more, and they're more sensitive. or i could say i'm referring to more obvious sexual spots perhaps!

For guys you just... just need to dig a little bit... deeper.

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i'm not really interesting in digging deep into guys, i'll leave that to the men with boyfriends.^^
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This thread is seriously feeding my urge to draw more naughty stuff....

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@Vaeri wrote:
whoo, yaoi! haha.^^ well i'm not denying men certainly have their spots, i just think women have more, and they're more sensitive. or i could say i'm referring to more obvious sexual spots perhaps!

...i'm not gonna win this either way am i? :p


Maybe the guy broke his wrist trying to find out?
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Kojiyumi- oooh yes please! more naughty naughty sexiness! oooh! what about pike and skot!^^
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WHAT HAVE I STARTED HERE?!?!
Too fecking funny! XD

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Maybe the guy broke his wrist trying to find out?

XD
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@Nibblet wrote:
WHAT HAVE I STARTED HERE?!?!
Too fecking funny! XD

you started a thread where the perverts are free to be PERVY!! whooo! cue the skinny dipping folks :p
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LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY, BABY!

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@Vaeri wrote:
Trollhammer- Pike Rolling

Kojiyumi- oooh yes please! more naughty naughty sexiness! oooh! what about pike and skot!^^

Hmmmm... Now I have ideas, and with me that's always dangerous! But first I must finish the first one, yesnomaybeso?

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dangerous ideas are always the most fun though! and yes finish the first one.yeeeeees!

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Once upon a time I skinny dipped. Now I chunky dunk.

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i dunno about skinny dipping or chunky dunking, i just like swimming naked in the pool :p

yes, i'm oh so witty. XD
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When someone tells me that my mind is in the gutter. I let them know to get their mind out of the way and let me f*cking pass.

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OH YEAAAAAAAAAH!
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You and me both Koji.

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Ok, so we were driving my cousin back to his truck tonight and he told us about his mother in law.

His mother in law lives in a RV trailer in his back yard and drives a newish yellow VW bug with eyelash stickers, and we usually give her a hard time about it.

I guess my cousin caught her acting funny the other day and, though she tried not to let him find out, she finally aknowledged she had indeed crapped her pants on the way to the store. She had been saying she needed to before she left, but figured she'd save time and go there or something.

As it turns out, this isnt the first or second time she crapped herself driving to the store, but the third time.

and so we are looking at getting her a bumper sticker with the words "Dung Beetle"....
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@TrollHammer wrote:
Ok, so we were driving my cousin back to his truck tonight and he told us about his mother in law.

His mother in law lives in a RV trailer in his back yard and drives a newish yellow VW bug with eyelash stickers, and we usually give her a hard time about it.

I guess my cousin caught her acting funny the other day and, though she tried not to let him find out, she finally aknowledged she had indeed crapped her pants on the way to the store.  She had been saying she needed to before she left, but figured she'd save time and go there or something.

As it turns out, this isnt the first or second time she crapped herself driving to the store, but the third time.

and so we are looking at getting her a bumper sticker with the words "Dung Beetle"....

Laughing

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O_O

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You need brown fluffy dice with that on too!

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*cackles*

and koji, loving the finished product!!....seeing this makes me feel like i'm sitting in the corner cross legged and staring, telling them "don't mind me. just keep doing what you're doing...yees, just like that. pretend i'm not here. ignore the drool."

i'm getting a serious rapey vibe from this picture, and i can admit i am LOVING it. methinks perhaps that's a little jesus juice on the cill...:p hehehehe!
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