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@Nibblet wrote:
XD totally a corndildo


Why no, silly autocorrect. I did not mean cornfield.

Okay, I wanna see if someone can top that!!!!

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cornis? pecorn?

anyways onto google and see what we can find! these were some of the most hilarious images i found. enjoy.

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Okay!!!!. TMI

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are you kidding? no it's not! XD BRING ON ALL THE INFORMATION! mwahahaha. :p
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So that's the Great Cornholio.

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Pretty sure corndildos were the original dildos.

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@Redhead Ember wrote:
Pretty sure corndildos were the original dildos.
And cucumbers! My grandad used to say that's why nuns grew a lot of them. He was an odd man, I miss him

And don't forget!
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As my daughter says "everything is a dildo if you're adventurous enough"

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I remember a drawing passed around back in high school having to do with corn and Pocohantas...  still, until you guys brought it up I hadnt gone there with it per se.

So, any suggestions on how we should warm our corn this weekend at the beach? I was thinking fire grilled, but it sounds like you guys have alternate ideas? (Note that I didnt say "better")
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@Nibblet wrote:
@Redhead Ember wrote:
Pretty sure corndildos were the original dildos.
And cucumbers! My grandad used to say that's why nuns grew a lot of them. He was an odd man, I miss him

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@Nibblet wrote:
As my daughter says "everything is a dildo if you're adventurous enough"

Cucumbers and a few other things.


Nibblet, her daughter has the right of it.

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@Vaeri wrote:
*cackles*

and koji, loving the finished product!!....seeing this makes me feel like i'm sitting in the corner cross legged and staring, telling them "don't mind me. just keep doing what you're doing...yees, just like that. pretend i'm not here. ignore the drool."

Hey, look.  I finished a thing. *returns to the ether*

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Sectet picture is ... WOW Shocked

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I like it!

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Starts humming the theme from the Twilight Zone. Wonder what Koji is up to?

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@G0lden wrote:
Starts humming the theme from the Twilight Zone.  Wonder what Koji is up to?

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Oh wickedly cool!

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One time I was in Stockholm with my mom, and she was sending a postcard to our relatives. The stamp had the picture of the Queen of Sweden on it... and I made the mistake of making a (Pratchett-inspired) joke about "licking the backside of the Queen"... my mom was horrified and asked where I learned such rude language... I said "from books"... Rainsong

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sometimes I should just log out of social media

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So, this is the reverse of the intent of the thread, and its not "18+", but funny nonetheless...

I took the week off as my older son has half days this week. Today, as I had been planning all week, I stopped by the store on the way in to pick him up. My wife works at his school, and I figured Id be nice and take her coffee and flowers.

I had already picked up my younger son, and had him in his car seat clipped in a cart.  As I rushed around, I paused looking for drinks for my wife (she gets busy and forgets to stay hydrated). An older couple noticed my 2 month old and oohed and ahhed and started asking questions.

"How old is he,or is it she?"

"2 months, and he's a boy."

"And he's your's?"

I grinned a little at this, as the 70 yewr old guy starts stammering:

"That didnt come out right. I mean are you his father?  ..uh, huh, um"

I replied, smiling, "yeah...  No, Im his mother!"

We both laughed, he tried to dig himself out again: "no, I mean are you his grandpa or father....?"



...never would have thought I looked THAT old. I mean, I even shaved today...
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rofl

... technically you ARE old enough to be a grandfather, Hammer!

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rofl That is too funny Hammer.


Reminds me of the time my youngest was four. My mom and I had gone to the store with the little one. She bought some beer and the entire time in the store he going grandma, grandma, repeatedly. Get to the check out and the lady cards my mother. Mind you, he is still saying grandma repeatedly and at a rapid pace. You think the clerk would get the hint.

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@Embala wrote:
rofl

... technically you ARE old enough to be a grandfather, Hammer!

Well, and I guess quite a few (more than Id like to think) of my high school classmates ARE grandparents... which totally screws with my head with an elder son of 6 years and a newborn.
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Dad was 48 when my brother was born.

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My mom became a grandma for the first time a 34, The second time at 37. Fast forward some years. Grandma for the third time she was 51 and 53 for the fourth.

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