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Sorandril

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptySat May 02, 2020 6:10 pm

SLUG
WARS

Doooo dooo do do deee doooo.....
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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptySat May 02, 2020 8:04 pm

Icetooth wins the internet today

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptySat May 02, 2020 8:17 pm

@Nibblet wrote:
Icetooth wins the internet today

I agree! BTW If you've been to the American South, Southern slugs are massive.

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptySat May 02, 2020 10:28 pm

@IceTooth wrote:
Special Operations Report - The Slug Wars - Sargent IceTooth Reporting

The war against the slugs goes well. Man...er Slugtraps were placed based on advice from various community members and filled with cheap beer, a substance said cause massive destruction to enemy forces. I also consulted with local experts who provided bags of a chemical substance said to draw and destroy enemy slugs. Plants were protected with said chemical barriers along with said beer traps. Entire operation completed in under two hours.

Note: I tried imbibing some of the cheap beer used for the traps and found it to be most unpleasant.

The battle began with a night time perimeter sweep. It was only 1900 hours but the forces of the Slug Army were already on the move! I decided that as a first wave of offense, I would destroy all enemy slugs via hand to hand combat.

Note: I tried to enlist the help of a Special Agent known as "Mrs. Lifemate" whom shares my home domicile. Her response was "Looks like you got this" so operation was launched alone.

All slugs in the vicinity were intercepted and destroyed. First wave of slug forces saw minor losses in the beer traps! Operation concluded until sunrise tomorrow.

Day 2 - Time 0700 Hours

I viewed the battle ground and was met with a shocking number of enemy slug forces! Dozens were gathered and destroyed...this enemy seems to have soldiers without end!

Beer traps proved highly successful in trapping and destroying enemy slugs. Poison barriers also stopped and damaged slug reserve forces. Plants were undamaged, making this operation a rousing success!

All remaining slugs were destroyed without incident.

Note: Must pick up fresh supply of cheep beer to rearm BToDs (Beer Traps of Doom). Will consult my advisors on brand.

Recommendation: Natural Light, Budweiser or whatever is most cost effective.

Special Thanks to Agents Nibblet and Kindredsoul for sharing their knowledge that Enemy forces are highly susceptible to cheap beer.


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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptySun May 03, 2020 12:53 am

@Nibblet wrote:
Icetooth wins the internet today

Truth!

TIL we have murder hornets stateside. But at least they're in one spot... for now.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/02/us/asian-giant-hornet-washington.html


We just get plague fleas, and rabbit ebola.



Time to burn 2020 down.

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptySun May 03, 2020 5:02 am

Round 'em up. Put 'em in a hole. And pour boiling water over them!
That'll teach those little bitches! No, actually it won't, coz they'll be slug-mush!

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptySun May 03, 2020 1:16 pm

Lol, glad y'all found it fun to read. Have to do use a little humor to keep sane these days. Smile

My lifemate informed me today that she feels a little bad for the slugs. Of course, she wants a nice garden and fresh vegetables too, but we'll see if I decide to share them with her. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptySun May 03, 2020 10:15 pm

Found three starts of our jade plant in the dirt where our plants are located.

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptyMon May 04, 2020 7:44 pm

That I may have gone a wee bit overboard in my battle with the slug army...
rofl  rofl  rofl
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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptyMon May 04, 2020 9:10 pm

Icetooth, get some cheap beer and put it in a shallow dish. Slugs and snails will get into it and eventually die.

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptyMon May 04, 2020 10:40 pm

With proper nutrition, apparently im just fine at swimming. Whew.
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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptyTue May 05, 2020 1:28 pm

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptyTue May 05, 2020 1:35 pm

@G0lden wrote:
Icetooth, get some cheap beer and put it in a shallow dish.  Slugs and snails will get into it and eventually die.

Yes indeedy! If you look closely, you can see 3 containers that I buried in the ground. Those are my SDoDs (Slug Traps of Doom) and are filled with cheap beer. I left the Budweiser can there as proof of my dedication to keeping my plants safe. Smile

I discovered a big, fat slug near my potato plants this morning. He was eating those little pellets I placed out to entice them.

He ain't eating them no more. flower Laughing flower
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And that night, the frogs in the garden sang... “Bud.... Weis...Er..,”
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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptyTue May 05, 2020 7:39 pm

We have found a ladybug, put her in a plant. If we can find a tree frog, we'll do the same thing.

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptyWed May 06, 2020 5:16 am

That there are not only coyotes prowling the park I walk through at night to get home, that there are also javalina...

I'll take the coyotes.

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That the package I'm waiting for has a better social life than I do.

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptyThu May 07, 2020 12:43 pm

@Kojiyumi wrote:
That there are not only coyotes prowling the park I walk through at night to get home, that there are also javalina...

I'll take the coyotes.

Do they ever attack people? The ones I saw when I was living Arizona were just little guys...I always wondered if they were good to eat. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptyThu May 07, 2020 3:31 pm

Javalina can be extremely aggressive. And they do get big. The one wandering around is being described as a wild boar, so I'm guessing it's a sizable porker.

I hear they are okay, but super gamey and you have to cook 'em just right. They're not the same as an actual pig.

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It's those tusks you have to be worried about.

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Cute ... fits the description of a sehlat!

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptyThu May 07, 2020 3:52 pm

I want to boop that snoot but not lose an arm at the same time

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptyThu May 07, 2020 5:05 pm

Yeah, skunk pigs aren't huge-huge. And the babies are adorable. That said, they're still scary when you can't see them coming in the dark, and they will chase you. I've dealt with coyotes before. They usually shoo pretty quickly out here. Or just look at you and continue to laze where they are.

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PostSubject: Re: What have you discovered today?   What have you discovered today? - Page 34 EmptyThu May 07, 2020 6:14 pm

Yikes...they do look big enough to do some damage! Where I grew up we had wild boars that could grow to over 500 lbs...and they could get tusks nearly a foot long.  What a Face

There were many stories of inexperienced hunters shooting them with low caliber rifles only to find that either the bullet bounced right off their thick skulls, or didn't do enough damage to stop them.

In any event, they'd end up with one very pissed off wild pig that wanted their blood. It was not common to encounter one randomly as they tend to avoid people, but those feral piggies are nothing to mess around with. One particularly dumb ass guy I knew tried to take one one with just a knife...thankfully a family member shot the pig right before it gored him with death.  Rolling Eyes

At least the javelinas are cuter...the ones I'm familiar with are downright ugly SOBs. Laughing
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Yikes!

They are much cuter (if stinkier. tHey're called skunk pigs for a reason). But because smaller they like coming down into neighborhoods. Same reason as coyotes. It's getting hot and there is a canal and lots of swimming pools in the area. You can smell the Arizona canal easy right now in this heat. It's a bit ripe. Highly swampy for running water. @_@

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