Inspired by Rammstein and their notoriety for loudness and pyrotech, I did those anthropomorphic cartoons a couple of years ago:
1. The Accident
Christoph: And what are we going to do now?
Richard: We could paint it and claim it's art...
Paul: Proceed as usual and let our manager deal with it!
2. Recently at the Dentist's
Dentist: Drink less coke! Any other bad habits you took up?
Patient: I'm a Rammstein fan now, but I didn't know it caused cavities...
3. Recently at the Otologist's
Patient: Can you see something, doctor?
Doctor: Yes, I have to water my pot plant... which concert did YOU go to?
4. Recently at the Emergency Ward
Nurse: Would you please tell me about this bizarre accident?
Roadie: Well, it started when the fire bow didn't work properly...
Tabloid headline: Blood! Sex! Violence!
Dad: Here's something about your favorites...
Son: Something happened or did they just misbehave?