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TrollHammer
Posts : 1187
Join date : 2012-07-31
Location : O'er Der.....
| | Subject: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Tue May 12, 2015 5:16 pm | |
| That's right! From the fan club that brought you
101 ways to annoy Winnowil
and
101 ways to annoy Two-Edge
and a friend that I'm not sure if they wish to remain anonymous
comes
101 things to do with a Preserver!
Duck tape the wings of one to a helium balloon: Low tech, self returning Weather Balloon!
Now your turn.... ___________________________________________________  | |
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Kojiyumi
 
Posts : 920
Join date : 2014-03-14
Age : 45
Location : Between the gutter and the stars...
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Tue May 12, 2015 5:29 pm | |
| Do NOT encourage the crazy!  ___________________________________________________
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ණ⃛(ᵒ͈̑ᴗ̂ᵒ͈̑ )” Getting stuff done at the speed of smell! ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ |
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TrollHammer
Posts : 1187
Join date : 2012-07-31
Location : O'er Der.....
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Tue May 12, 2015 6:07 pm | |
| *Grins like a mad scientist*
You brought this on yourself, Koji!
Wrap them in shrink wrap and sell them as ultrasonic toothbrushes. ___________________________________________________ | |
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Elwing
 
Posts : 392
Join date : 2015-03-24
Age : 53
Location : Antwerp, Belgium
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Tue May 12, 2015 6:16 pm | |
| As a child I used to have this ultrasonic device that was supposed to scare away mosquitoes. Didn't work, but at least it drowned their annoying sound. I would think that a small preserver in a little cage holding a battery would work better. That would definitely make the midgies run for the hills! | |
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TrollHammer
Posts : 1187
Join date : 2012-07-31
Location : O'er Der.....
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Tue May 12, 2015 6:26 pm | |
| Just as long as the battery is secured good and tight... won't work if they can let go!
Take two preservers, duck tape them to a potter's wheel. Get a very large salad bowl, and set it around the potter's wheel. Kick it in to high gear. Start selling cotton candy! ___________________________________________________ | |
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Redhead Ember
 
Posts : 6162
Join date : 2015-04-17
Age : 36
Location : Right here
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Tue May 12, 2015 6:36 pm | |
| Shake them and see if they emit pixie dust!  ___________________________________________________ "When you do what you love best, you shine where you love."Come play the Who Am I game!  | |
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TrollHammer
Posts : 1187
Join date : 2012-07-31
Location : O'er Der.....
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Tue May 12, 2015 6:45 pm | |
| Feed them spicy chili or beans and see if they have afterburners.... ___________________________________________________ | |
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Kojiyumi
Posts : 920
Join date : 2014-03-14
Age : 45
Location : Between the gutter and the stars...
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Tue May 12, 2015 8:55 pm | |
| Cram a bunch into your trunk. Have your car rigged so that is anyone messes with it the trunk pops open. Perfect car alarm. It's an upgrade from the trunk monkey. ___________________________________________________
| *✲ﾟ*｡✧KOJIYUMI✧｡*✲ﾟ*
ණ⃛(ᵒ͈̑ᴗ̂ᵒ͈̑ )” Getting stuff done at the speed of smell! ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ |
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Kindredsoul
Posts : 1265
Join date : 2012-06-24
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Tue May 12, 2015 10:47 pm | |
| Glue them to the roof of a car and bribe with cookies to make them sing.... Makes for a perfect "siren" sounds for when you're stuck in traffic and other drivers think an ambulance is coming and pull over to let you pass... ___________________________________________________ Compliments go to Embala for bringing a British cat and an American dog together via Photoshop!
chibi cutter compliments of katcombs!
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G0lden
Posts : 7833
Join date : 2012-06-26
Age : 62
Location : Northern California
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Wed May 13, 2015 12:09 am | |
| Use them to train the dogs. With their high pitch the dogs will quickly figure out that your are not training them the preservers are. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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TrollHammer
Posts : 1187
Join date : 2012-07-31
Location : O'er Der.....
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Wed May 13, 2015 1:26 am | |
| Sweat shop... making nylons.... ___________________________________________________ | |
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Embala
 
Posts : 16948
Join date : 2012-06-24
Age : 64
Location : Germany
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Thu May 14, 2015 11:40 am | |
| Guess they'll work great as mace.
1. They spit! Endlessly.
2. They activate themselves.
3. They are almost indestructable.
4. They won't hurt their own "big-thing".
5. They can chase the buggers, leave a nice package to clear up ...
6. ... and will probably haunt them even longer. ___________________________________________________  Indem du etwas tust, das dir oder jemand anderem gefällt, erschaffst du bereits einen Wert. | |
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Fairyring
 
Posts : 208
Join date : 2015-04-09
Age : 36
Location : Germany
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Thu May 14, 2015 6:58 pm | |
| Be my funny-annoying-helpful 'pet' who wouldn't die all my life...after my death being passed on to my children, grand-children, grand-grand-children and so on...a living ancestor history recorder who can tell you everything about your family tree.^^ ___________________________________________________  If you see a Fairy Ring In a field of grass, Very lightly step around, Tip-Toe as you pass, Last night Fairies frolicked there And they're sleeping somewhere near. ~ | |
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Kojiyumi
Posts : 920
Join date : 2014-03-14
Age : 45
Location : Between the gutter and the stars...
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Fri May 15, 2015 2:32 am | |
| - Fairyring wrote:
- Be my funny-annoying-helpful 'pet' who wouldn't die all my life...after my death being passed on to my children, grand-children, grand-grand-children and so on...a living ancestor history recorder who can tell you everything about your family tree.^^
..yeah, but given the way they speak, would you WANT to listen? On the same note... A curse to be handed down generation after generation. ___________________________________________________
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ණ⃛(ᵒ͈̑ᴗ̂ᵒ͈̑ )” Getting stuff done at the speed of smell! ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ |
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TrollHammer
Posts : 1187
Join date : 2012-07-31
Location : O'er Der.....
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Fri May 15, 2015 2:34 am | |
| Keep your friends close
Your enemies closer...
Unless you sent them a Preserver as a present.... Its kind of like a fruitcake... on so many levels... ___________________________________________________ | |
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TrollHammer
Posts : 1187
Join date : 2012-07-31
Location : O'er Der.....
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Sat May 16, 2015 5:43 pm | |
| Stick them to a board and see if they make a better mousetrap... ___________________________________________________ | |
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G0lden
Posts : 7833
Join date : 2012-06-26
Age : 62
Location : Northern California
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Sun May 17, 2015 3:25 pm | |
| Or a better fly catcher. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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Kojiyumi
Posts : 920
Join date : 2014-03-14
Age : 45
Location : Between the gutter and the stars...
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Sun May 17, 2015 3:52 pm | |
| High-speed impact test subjects. They're indestructible, right? ___________________________________________________
| *✲ﾟ*｡✧KOJIYUMI✧｡*✲ﾟ*
ණ⃛(ᵒ͈̑ᴗ̂ᵒ͈̑ )” Getting stuff done at the speed of smell! ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ |
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TrollHammer
Posts : 1187
Join date : 2012-07-31
Location : O'er Der.....
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Mon May 18, 2015 3:56 pm | |
| And you get valuable feedback. How many crash test dummies or bullets do you hear "...oooh... faster-going make Nutbonnet through-go wall next time..."?
And for that matter, why couldn't you make a bullet proof vest out of them? You'd just have to stick a cork in each of their mouths.... ___________________________________________________ | |
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Embala
Posts : 16948
Join date : 2012-06-24
Age : 64
Location : Germany
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:08 pm | |
|  ... and such a bullet proof vest may even make up for an emergency parachute! ___________________________________________________ Indem du etwas tust, das dir oder jemand anderem gefällt, erschaffst du bereits einen Wert. | |
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Evil Evie
Posts : 870
Join date : 2016-11-30
Age : 28
Location : North Eastern U.S.
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:53 pm | |
| this thread is more or less 85 things to do with a preserver away from reaching its goal. I am going to contribute!
Send them out to do all of your Christmas caroling! ___________________________________________________  | |
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Trollbabe
Posts : 1120
Join date : 2015-03-01
Location : In a cavern, in a canyon, excavating for a mine
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:56 pm | |
| Give them each a Twitter account. ___________________________________________________  | |
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Evil Evie
Posts : 870
Join date : 2016-11-30
Age : 28
Location : North Eastern U.S.
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:23 am | |
|  Hahahahaha... dies... Decorate your Christmas tree with them. warning the cat may be more inclined to knock it over if the ornaments don't knock it over first. ___________________________________________________ | |
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Nightsea
Posts : 101
Join date : 2015-03-25
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:39 pm | |
| Flying around your room, they'd be like a Roomba for the ceiling...no more cobwebs gathering in the corners!
Perfect for playing pong "live action"! (Big paddle not included, resulting cocoon-coma is entirely at player risk.)
"Make your own Mummy Kit" (Buyer beware: Stillquiet things must be reactivated manually, with Newmoon replica included.)
Novelty Talking Hair Ornaments...available in bright, stylish colors!
Lost? Consult your personal Palace detector...always know which way is "homeplace". Sorry: Not available for automobiles, but will work on traveling pods.
Teeeheeheeeheeeeeeeeeeeee,
--Nightsea
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Embala
Posts : 16948
Join date : 2012-06-24
Age : 64
Location : Germany
| | Subject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver... Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:14 pm | |
| Teeeheeheeeheeeeeeeeeeeee ... the thread is hilarious! You guys are prizeless! ___________________________________________________ Indem du etwas tust, das dir oder jemand anderem gefällt, erschaffst du bereits einen Wert. | |
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