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PostSubject: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Tue May 12, 2015 5:16 pm

That's right! From the fan club that brought you

101 ways to annoy Winnowil

and

101 ways to annoy Two-Edge

and a friend that I'm not sure if they wish to remain anonymous

comes

101 things to do with a Preserver!


Duck tape the wings of one to a helium balloon: Low tech, self returning Weather Balloon!

Now your turn....

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Tue May 12, 2015 5:29 pm

Do NOT encourage the crazy!


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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Tue May 12, 2015 6:07 pm

*Grins like a mad scientist*
You brought this on yourself, Koji!


Wrap them in shrink wrap and sell them as ultrasonic toothbrushes.

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Tue May 12, 2015 6:16 pm

As a child I used to have this ultrasonic device that was supposed to scare away mosquitoes. Didn't work, but at least it drowned their annoying sound. I would think that a small preserver in a little cage holding a battery would work better. That would definitely make the midgies run for the hills!
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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Tue May 12, 2015 6:26 pm

Just as long as the battery is secured good and tight... won't work if they can let go!


Take two preservers, duck tape them to a potter's wheel. Get a very large salad bowl, and set it around the potter's wheel. Kick it in to high gear. Start selling cotton candy!

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Tue May 12, 2015 6:36 pm

Shake them and see if they emit pixie dust! Preserver
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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Tue May 12, 2015 6:45 pm

Feed them spicy chili or beans and see if they have afterburners....

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Tue May 12, 2015 8:55 pm

Cram a bunch into your trunk. Have your car rigged so that is anyone messes with it the trunk pops open. Perfect car alarm. It's an upgrade from the trunk monkey.

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Tue May 12, 2015 10:47 pm

Glue them to the roof of a car and bribe with cookies to make them sing.... Makes for a perfect "siren" sounds for when you're stuck in traffic and other drivers think an ambulance is coming and pull over to let you pass...

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Wed May 13, 2015 12:09 am

Use them to train the dogs. With their high pitch the dogs will quickly figure out that your are not training them the preservers are.

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Wed May 13, 2015 1:26 am

Sweat shop... making nylons....

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Thu May 14, 2015 11:40 am

Guess they'll work great as mace.

1. They spit! Endlessly.
2. They activate themselves.
3. They are almost indestructable.
4. They won't hurt their own "big-thing".
5. They can chase the buggers, leave a nice package to clear up ...
6. ... and will probably haunt them even longer.

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Thu May 14, 2015 6:58 pm

Be my funny-annoying-helpful 'pet' who wouldn't die all my life...after my death being passed on to my children, grand-children, grand-grand-children and so on...a living ancestor history recorder who can tell you everything about your family tree.^^

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Fri May 15, 2015 2:32 am

@Fairyring wrote:
Be my funny-annoying-helpful 'pet' who wouldn't die all my life...after my death being passed on to my children, grand-children, grand-grand-children and so on...a living ancestor history recorder who can tell you everything about your family tree.^^

..yeah, but given the way they speak, would you WANT to listen?

On the same note...

A curse to be handed down generation after generation.

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Fri May 15, 2015 2:34 am

Keep your friends close
Your enemies closer...

Unless you sent them a Preserver as a present.... Its kind of like a fruitcake... on so many levels...

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Sat May 16, 2015 5:43 pm

Stick them to a board and see if they make a better mousetrap...

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Sun May 17, 2015 3:25 pm

Or a better fly catcher.

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Sun May 17, 2015 3:52 pm

High-speed impact test subjects. They're indestructible, right?

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Mon May 18, 2015 3:56 pm

And you get valuable feedback. How many crash test dummies or bullets do you hear "...oooh... faster-going make Nutbonnet through-go wall next time..."?

And for that matter, why couldn't you make a bullet proof vest out of them? You'd just have to stick a cork in each of their mouths....

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:08 pm

rofl

... and such a bullet proof vest may even make up for an emergency parachute!

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:53 pm

this thread is more or less 85 things to do with a preserver away from reaching its goal. I am going to contribute!

Send them out to do all of your Christmas caroling!

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:56 pm

Give them each a Twitter account.

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:23 am

lol! Hahahahaha... dies...

Decorate your Christmas tree with them. warning the cat may be more inclined to knock it over if the ornaments don't knock it over first.

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:39 pm

Flying around your room, they'd be like a Roomba for the ceiling...no more cobwebs gathering in the corners!

Perfect for playing pong "live action"! (Big paddle not included, resulting cocoon-coma is entirely at player risk.)

"Make your own Mummy Kit" (Buyer beware: Stillquiet things must be reactivated manually, with Newmoon replica included.)

Novelty Talking Hair Ornaments...available in bright, stylish colors!

Lost? Consult your personal Palace detector...always know which way is "homeplace". Sorry: Not available for automobiles, but will work on traveling pods.

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PostSubject: Re: 101 things to do with a Preserver...   Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:14 pm

Teeeheeheeeheeeeeeeeeeeee ... the thread is hilarious! rofl You guys are prizeless!

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