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TrollHammer
Posts : 1187 Join date : 2012-07-31 Location : O'er Der.....
| Subject: Off with Their Heads! Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:55 pm | |
| No one is truly innocent... Whether its Cutter sneakng into the troll caves or Petalwing spitting in someone's face, we've seen almost everyone in EQ step over the line somewhere...
So, sentance the previos poster's suggested character according to the crime stated. For example:
Skywise, for the crime of bringing fleas into Sarrows End.
Sentanced to 300 years wearing an ichy ugly sweater
Next up, Rayak for stealing the Palace... | |
| | | Yeee
Posts : 2517 Join date : 2019-08-10 Age : 49 Location : the wild high seas
| Subject: Re: Off with Their Heads! Thu Dec 17, 2020 3:29 pm | |
| Rayek for the crime of stealing the palace, sentenced himself by dragging around Winnies spirit for the same time span the palace dissappeared. Wow, wait a minute, that happened really ! And it is not even funny maybe...sentenced to undo his time loop with looping back shortly before he started and slap his younger version into the faceuntil only one of the two Rayeks remains.. Next : Cutter for leading a raid into Sorrows End ... Edited 2 times to produce something funny | |
| | | TrollHammer
Posts : 1187 Join date : 2012-07-31 Location : O'er Der.....
| Subject: Re: Off with Their Heads! Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:34 pm | |
| For Raiding,Pillaging, Plundering and Abduction and kidnapping, as well as other forms of buggery on the Sandy Seas, I sentence Cutter, Blood of Ten...something I don't really care, I'm just sentencing a pirate here... ...to be dragged by a zwoot to the Smoking Mountain, whereupon if he should survive he is to remain until he has considered his actions and then, only then, may he return with an appropriate apology.
However, due to the fact that his actions were to prevent the genocide of an endangered species of dejected hybrid wolf-elves, the dragging will be reduced to a bucket of coarse sand dumped in his loincloth each morning for the next eight moons. The apology is still required. The dragging will be reinstated should he ever wear an eyepatch, a peg leg, or have a bird on his shoulder, or be on a bird's shoulder.
For the crime of kidnapping, Cutter is to serve 10000 years in private service to the victim, Leetah.
Next on the docket: Leetah, for the crime of playing god and general 'Dr. Frankenstin-ed-ness' while plying her witchery upon another eyepatched hybrid elf-wolf, One-Eye. | |
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