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+21Bluetree Shadowpath PCoquelin Evil Evie Miss Gillespie Redhead Ember Davrille Embala Leanan Kindredsoul TrollHammer G0lden Merelf Elwing Zadzi wingthing kathleen3.0 sun girl Lunakat truelight Vaeri 25 posters | |
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Embala
Posts : 16935 Join date : 2012-06-24 Age : 64 Location : Germany
| Subject: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:22 pm | |
| from the Frozen Scroll: - Redhead Ember wrote:
- Okay, so in Blue Mountain there was the two Doors, Egg and Brace. But what if there was a fifth unknown rockshaper - named Loo - whose purpose was to, well, maintain the toilets of the place. Do what Ekuar did with the wolf droppings in KoBW and make it go "back into the ground"?
- Embala wrote:
- In fact there WAS a rockshaper named Loo - doing this job for the first 7,000 years, give or take. Then he became literally sick of that and retired. He got a honorable mention in the Great Egg and never showed up officially again.
His son took over and developed a new revolutionary method. His name was Waterloo ... and it's said he survived the collapse of Blue Mountain by using a special sort of emergency exit. - Redhead Ember wrote:
- And that reply right there is why I love this thread. Seriously, sometimes I think we oughta renamed Silly Questions that Get even Sillier Answers.
Should I rename this one? ___________________________________________________ Indem du etwas tust, das dir oder jemand anderem gefällt, erschaffst du bereits einen Wert.
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| | | G0lden
Posts : 7833 Join date : 2012-06-26 Age : 62 Location : Northern California
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:30 pm | |
| Keep it. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
| | | Vaeri
Posts : 1336 Join date : 2015-03-31 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:02 pm | |
| silly gross question...if Preservers could go to the bathroom, what would it look like? | |
| | | G0lden
Posts : 7833 Join date : 2012-06-26 Age : 62 Location : Northern California
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:25 pm | |
| Wrapstuff what else. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
| | | Embala
Posts : 16935 Join date : 2012-06-24 Age : 64 Location : Germany
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:14 pm | |
| *grin* Just imagine Cutter would have cut open the wrong wrapstuff package! XD
btw: It is okay to give a serious answer to questions. Or - to leave them unanswered. ___________________________________________________ Indem du etwas tust, das dir oder jemand anderem gefällt, erschaffst du bereits einen Wert. | |
| | | Redhead Ember
Posts : 6159 Join date : 2015-04-17 Age : 35 Location : Right here
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sun Sep 06, 2015 6:54 am | |
| What kind of hairspray does Korafay use? ___________________________________________________ "When you do what you love best, you shine where you love."Come play the Who Am I game! | |
| | | Embala
Posts : 16935 Join date : 2012-06-24 Age : 64 Location : Germany
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:17 am | |
| Preserver goo! I tell you - it only can be Preserver goo! ___________________________________________________ Indem du etwas tust, das dir oder jemand anderem gefällt, erschaffst du bereits einen Wert. | |
| | | Zadzi
Posts : 1375 Join date : 2015-07-11 Location : Always moving....
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sun Sep 06, 2015 4:33 pm | |
| Is Two-Edge a virgin? ___________________________________________________ Thank you for the beautiful banner, Embala  | |
| | | G0lden
Posts : 7833 Join date : 2012-06-26 Age : 62 Location : Northern California
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:35 am | |
| Um..... do we really want to know? He seems to like Venka a lot. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
| | | Zadzi
Posts : 1375 Join date : 2015-07-11 Location : Always moving....
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:27 pm | |
| i wanna know! Because I feel bad for him not having had that experience...and yes, he has a mad crush on Venka but I wonder if it will actually go anywhere. Probably not, but it would be interesting. And freaky-cool. Two-Edge's mom hooked up with a troll, and her love mate's daughter in turn hooks up with a half-troll. It would be fascinating! ___________________________________________________ Thank you for the beautiful banner, Embala  | |
| | | TrollHammer
Posts : 1183 Join date : 2012-07-31 Location : O'er Der.....
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:55 pm | |
| It depends on your definition of "virgin"... he is pretty handy with hand tools (read into that what you will).
Of course that begs the question of how long Oddbit strung along Picknose... if she truly made him wait until he had aquired enough power and riches, or if she allowed him to "sample" to keep his interest for so long?
Semi-silly question: Leetah stabbed herself in the heart and healed it long before she met Winnie. Â Winnie was on her guard, was a lot older (more experienced), and couldnt heal a similar mortal wound... so just how much does Leetah pull her punches when she gets into a "healer's duel"?
(Sorry, took me a moment to switch to silly mode)
Question is, during his 18000 years, did Two Edge consider trying to sell condoms to Elves? ___________________________________________________ | |
| | | Trollbabe
Posts : 1116 Join date : 2015-03-01 Location : In a cavern, in a canyon, excavating for a mine
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:50 pm | |
| As a hybrid, I wonder is Two-Edge is sterile?
Silly question: What if Timmain, in her early hunting attempts, morphed into a honey badger? What if she mated with a honey badger and bore a litter of HB-Elves? ___________________________________________________ | |
| | | Miss Gillespie
Posts : 625 Join date : 2015-04-25 Location : Shanghai
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:16 pm | |
| Timmorn surely wasn't sterile. Or someone just lied to him about his kids... During the absence of the palace, why was there no Timmorn batch #2? Did Timmain stay away from the pack during mating season or did the Wolfriders keep her away? ___________________________________________________ It's a dolphin!
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| | | Lunakat
Posts : 2844 Join date : 2014-03-15 Location : On a rooftop, contemplating the moon
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:55 pm | |
| You mean- why didn't Timmain create brothers and sisters for Timmorn? Hmm. I don't know. The stories do say that he was very conflicted in his mind about what he was. So we're all his immediate children and early generations of wolf-elves. Maybe she was aware enough to know she didn't want to do that to any more of her offspring?
What I'm wondering about-- have always wondered about-- is smell. Do the Wolfriders stink? They are physically active, yet don't use deodorant, don't appear to bathe regularly, wear the same clothes day after day, roll around in the dirt with wolves and other wild animals... and I bet they don't brushy their teeth either.
Is that why eleven don't kiss? Because they have never brushed their teeth? ___________________________________________________ Â Â Â | |
| | | TrollHammer
Posts : 1183 Join date : 2012-07-31 Location : O'er Der.....
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:04 pm | |
| Breath, yes,as meat eaters tend to get a little ripe from time to time. B.O.? They only appear to sweat when infected with something, suggesting that the Elves might have their sweat glands and lymph-nodes mixed up.
They do say that Skywise's smell changed when he lost his wolfblood, but then again we see him take more baths than the rest of the wolfriders combined, so interpret it as you will.
My question for tonight: the Chosen Eight kept their birds roosted up high on Blue Mountain, among rock shaped ledges that entered Blue Mountain (these were noted as the only entrances into Blue Mountain that remain open at all times).
Does this mean the Gliders had plenty of fertilizer to grow various things within their mountain, or did they just have a deluge of "white rain" every time a storm blew through? ___________________________________________________ | |
| | | Miss Gillespie
Posts : 625 Join date : 2015-04-25 Location : Shanghai
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:43 am | |
| - TrollHammer wrote:
- Breath, yes,as meat eaters tend to get a little ripe from time to time. Â B.O.? Â They only appear to sweat when infected with something, suggesting that the Elves might have their sweat glands and lymph-nodes mixed up.
Maybe they cool down like dogs | |
| | | TrollHammer
Posts : 1183 Join date : 2012-07-31 Location : O'er Der.....
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:42 am | |
| - Miss Gillespie wrote:
- TrollHammer wrote:
- Breath, yes,as meat eaters tend to get a little ripe from time to time. Â B.O.? Â They only appear to sweat when infected with something, suggesting that the Elves might have their sweat glands and lymph-nodes mixed up.
Maybe they cool down like dogs Is there any particular elf you want to see panting? Personally, the thought of Nightfall sitting under a tree, panting like a wolf.... is quite hilarious. So, I was just wondering: if the Now of Wolf Thought pretty much excludes the convention of birthdays among wolfriders, what would happen if you introduced them to birthday cake? ___________________________________________________ | |
| | | G0lden
Posts : 7833 Join date : 2012-06-26 Age : 62 Location : Northern California
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:37 pm | |
| A serious sugar high. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
| | | Trollbabe
Posts : 1116 Join date : 2015-03-01 Location : In a cavern, in a canyon, excavating for a mine
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:57 pm | |
| I think the Wolfriders had the sharpened sense of smell that canines share. However, many of the things they accomplish near humans (hiding, sneaking up, playing tricks) would not have been possible if humans could detect their smell. When they had access to pools of water. Elves also bathed.
I'd like to know if any of the Wavedancer Elves have tentacles like Futurama mutants (not bestowed upon them by Minnowill.) ___________________________________________________ | |
| | | TrollHammer
Posts : 1183 Join date : 2012-07-31 Location : O'er Der.....
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:05 pm | |
| They do, but you dont want to know where...
We know the wolfriders have an aversion to cooked meat, but would they turn down a black forest ham? ___________________________________________________ | |
| | | truelight
Posts : 131 Join date : 2014-03-15 Age : 36 Location : Beside my Lifemate
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Thu Oct 08, 2015 11:47 pm | |
| - Zadzi wrote:
- Is Two-Edge a virgin?
Could Two Edge recognize an Elf since he is half elf? | |
| | | Miss Gillespie
Posts : 625 Join date : 2015-04-25 Location : Shanghai
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:46 am | |
| - TrollHammer wrote:
- They do, but you dont want to know where...
We know the wolfriders have an aversion to cooked meat, but would they turn down a black forest ham? Thinking back of my meat eating days, I didn't like to eat cooked meat either. Roasted, grilled etc. sure but cooked | |
| | | truelight
Posts : 131 Join date : 2014-03-15 Age : 36 Location : Beside my Lifemate
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Fri Oct 09, 2015 11:24 pm | |
| Do dreamberries cause hangovers? | |
| | | TrollHammer
Posts : 1183 Join date : 2012-07-31 Location : O'er Der.....
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sat Oct 10, 2015 2:19 am | |
| Of course.
They hang over Pike's head when he falls asleep under a bush while munching on them.
What do wolfriders use for mistletoe if anything? ___________________________________________________ | |
| | | Redhead Ember
Posts : 6159 Join date : 2015-04-17 Age : 35 Location : Right here
| Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sat Oct 10, 2015 2:22 am | |
| Anything!
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