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Nibblet
 
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| | Subject: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Mon Jun 08, 2015 4:48 pm | |
| Sooooo, I just had a conversation with a friend who has broken his wrist. - Hiding the comment just in case:
Apparently telling someone you're sorry they broke their hand but at least its not their masturbating hand is unacceptable as a commiseration.
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G0lden
 
Posts : 7833
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Age : 62
Location : Northern California
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:13 pm | |
| - Nibblet wrote:
- Sooooo, I just had a conversation with a friend who has broken his wrist.
- Hiding the comment just in case:
Apparently telling someone you're sorry they broke their hand but at least its not their masturbating hand is unacceptable as a commiseration.
Who knew!!! Oh Nibs when I saw this the first thing that I thought was totally in the gutter. My mind wanders there enough, but this.... ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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Vaeri
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Join date : 2015-03-31
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:44 pm | |
| i would have laughed if i had broken my wrist and you said that to me! | |
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Kojiyumi
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Age : 45
Location : Between the gutter and the stars...
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Mon Jun 08, 2015 10:46 pm | |
| I would have offered to be their designated throat puncher until they heal. ___________________________________________________
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TrollHammer
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Mon Jun 08, 2015 11:32 pm | |
| Regardless if it had been the other wrist... at least they had a spare... ___________________________________________________  | |
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Kojiyumi
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Age : 45
Location : Between the gutter and the stars...
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Mon Jun 08, 2015 11:38 pm | |
| Hey, maybe they're ambidextrous? ___________________________________________________
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Kindredsoul
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:00 am | |
| That's not a good thing to say?  Why not?  Maybe he was mad because you were right....  ___________________________________________________ Compliments go to Embala for bringing a British cat and an American dog together via Photoshop!
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G0lden
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:03 am | |
| Makes you wonder which wrist the poor guy broke. The how I can only imagine. Mind still in gutter. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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Kojiyumi
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Age : 45
Location : Between the gutter and the stars...
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:08 am | |
| Maybe he needs both hands to... y'know...
...or, y'know... to multitask...
Maybe the problem is he broke his MOUSE hand...? ___________________________________________________
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Kindredsoul
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:15 am | |
| Maybe he got mad cuz now he can't play with his *peas*  D'OOOOHHHHH!! YAAAWWWW I WENT THERE!  ___________________________________________________ Compliments go to Embala for bringing a British cat and an American dog together via Photoshop!
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Kojiyumi
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:16 am | |
| *whaps Kin with a summer squash* ___________________________________________________
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G0lden
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:25 am | |
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Kojiyumi
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:26 am | |
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G0lden
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:34 am | |
| - Kojiyumi wrote:
 Good one Koji. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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TrollHammer
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:23 am | |
| Of course there is the question of HOW the hand was broken... sometimes it doesnt pay off to try something new? ___________________________________________________ | |
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Kindredsoul
Posts : 1265
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:27 am | |
| yes... I've heard certain toys can be mighty dangerous if not used properly O___O ___________________________________________________ Compliments go to Embala for bringing a British cat and an American dog together via Photoshop!
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G0lden
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:29 am | |
| Depends on the toy and how it is being used. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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TrollHammer
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:40 pm | |
| Naw, I bet anything can be dangerous in the wrong hands...
unless you only have one hand due to a prior incident, then it would be the 'wrong hand'.... even if it's the right hand...
First time's a mistake... In this case, a second time might need therepy... ___________________________________________________ | |
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Vaeri
Posts : 1336
Join date : 2015-03-31
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:32 pm | |
| or maybe he tried suggesting something new to someone and they did NOT like it at all :p thus the broken wrist
....personally i'd like to think i'd get along with my play hand broken, but it's oh so much more fun when you've got both hands!...well as a woman anyway, cause we got more playspots :p guys don't. we're a playground, they're just a lonely swing! haha! | |
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Lunakat
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Join date : 2014-03-15
Location : On a rooftop, contemplating the moon
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:35 pm | |
| Nah-- guys have their spots. | |
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G0lden
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:48 pm | |
| Oh that is so very true Luna. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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TrollHammer
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Wed Jun 10, 2015 1:23 am | |
| At least you didnt say we have our points... ___________________________________________________ | |
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G0lden
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:28 am | |
| A great deal of fun to find a guys spot or spotsand using them for one's advantage. As how wound up can your guy get and having them enjoy it. ___________________________________________________ Reese's, Kashmir's, and Tequila's mommy. | |
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Kojiyumi
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Age : 45
Location : Between the gutter and the stars...
| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:41 am | |
| - G0lden wrote:
- A great deal of fun to find a guys spot or spotsand using them for one's advantage. As how wound up can your guy get and having them enjoy it.
- Yep:
"Now, let's just test... how long you can go... without making a sound, hmm?"  *slinks back into the fujoshi box*
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Vaeri
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| | Subject: Re: Things you shouldn't say - but do. Probably over 18's only! Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:16 am | |
| whoo, yaoi! haha.^^ well i'm not denying men certainly have their spots, i just think women have more, and they're more sensitive. or i could say i'm referring to more obvious sexual spots perhaps!
...i'm not gonna win this either way am i? :p | |
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