Silly Questions that Go Unanswered

Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:43 am

Don't think the elves have read War 101...

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I would ask "Not even the Go-Backs?" - but you're right, not even they did - since it seems Kahvi was quite pleased with a 30-50% mortality rate.

Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Wed Oct 14, 2015 3:55 pm

Lol, perhaps Gobacks have Klingon blood in them? (Its always a good day to die!)

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:36 pm

Possibly, since Elves are influenced by Spock the Vulcan.

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Thu Oct 15, 2015 3:34 am

wingthing wrote:: I would ask "Not even the Go-Backs?" - but you're right, not even they did - since it seems Kahvi was quite pleased with a 30-50% mortality rate.

I don't think even the Go-Backs had ever been at all-out open war before then. It had mostly been skirmishes and raiding parties, of which - quite frequently - nobody made it back. Explaining why Kahvi thought a 30-50% mortality rate was quite good.
Also... the elves can't actually read.

In fact, I think the fact that a bunch of people who'd never really been in open war before would screw up tactically is more believable than if they'd just shown perfect tactical know-how.

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After they finally meet the tree-elves and Skywise shagged one of them for the first time (hey, we all know he is going to do so!), will he be covered in splinters?

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Thu Oct 15, 2015 10:37 am

Yeah, but this is Skywise... he's gonna try to find every knothole he can find, just so he doesnt miss out on a particular shape or size... and bark is rough! I guess another question would be if he would bring a tag-team of healers with him on his "quest", and if they would play the classic "We'll heal him, but leave the pain to learn from"?

These poor trees dont knkw what they are getting themselves into... or the do and are refusing to answer the call, figuring they are far better off hiding from humans and forest fires than to willingly jump into this collection of nymphomaniacs? Might have caught the term "treeing" and decided, "Heck no."

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TrollHammer wrote:: Yeah, but this is Skywise... he's gonna try to find every knothole he can find, just so he doesnt miss out on a particular shape or size... and bark is rough! I guess another question would be if he would bring a tag-team of healers with him on his "quest", and if they would play the classic "We'll heal him, but leave the pain to learn from"?.

oh this made my morning!

Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Thu Oct 15, 2015 2:37 pm

Miss Gillespie wrote:: After they finally meet the tree-elves and Skywise shagged one of them for the first time (hey, we all know he is going to do so!), will he be covered in splinters?

Naaah... tree-sap.

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:57 am

Good one Red.

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:43 am

You guys are gross Very Happy

Having said that, carry on. I love the imagination in this lol

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:10 pm

Hence the name "shagbark hickory"...

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sat Oct 17, 2015 4:03 am

Zadzi wrote:: You guys are gross Having said that, carry on. I love the imagination in this lol

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sat Oct 17, 2015 5:53 am

So what do you call a tree elf with chronic depression?

Mourning wood.

Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:30 pm

Good one Elwing. I like Sad Sap myself

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sun Oct 18, 2015 1:14 am

And I suppose that would make a hyperactive tree elf "spontaneous wood?"

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Thu Oct 22, 2015 7:03 pm

As a few characters have been "spooted" in the face with Preserver goo, and suffered no ill effects, we can assume it isn't toxic. But what does it taste like? It can't be sweet or salty, or else different creatures would attempt to eat it.

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:43 am

Perhaps Bubblegum... but not the good, bazooka joe kind, more like the Buttered Popcorn candy kind that no one likes, but they still pump them out by the millions. To be sure, its not cotton candy, that stuff wont hold up in rain and the hyperactive l, candy loving Elves would eat their way out (besides that, a friend of mine tried selling it as such to some unwitting humans. Got zero repeat sales. Did get an angry mob trying to follow her into the tunnels, though, and thats always good for a laugh!)

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I can't help it... but those silly questions about the tree elves make me think about... er... porn....
Did you know when a male porn actor has trouble with his er... 'gear' to function at the right moment the term they use is 'wood problems'
So my silly question is: would those tree elves use the same expression? Or don't they just ever have any 'wood problems' and thus make excellent porn actors? Laughing

Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Fri Oct 23, 2015 1:50 pm

... now I wonder what Woodlock means ... Wink

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:39 pm

LOL - I always assumed it meant his hair was brown - wood-colored locks.

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:46 pm

Or he stood still like a tree?

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:23 am

It was only right that one who was so fond of trees would be bound in woodlock...

But of course, even so, the children of such a tree-hugger would still be out of Woodlock.

Would another, having looked in on a private moment among tree-elves blush a deep Woodhue?

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Subject: Re: Silly Questions that Go Unanswered Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:17 pm

TrollHammer wrote:: ...But of course, even so, the children of such a tree-hugger would still be out of Woodlock.

I recall a panel from the Original Quest, that showed the inside of Leetah's house. It included something resembling a domestic cat.

Bond-beasts, various mounts, and Winnie's lab specimens aside, why didn't any of the other Elves domesticate pets?

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